"Pickles, monkeys, horses, tribal flames and blood splats. Somehow, while not unexpected, the rotten core of the gaming community has gone to places where most soldiers haven't gone before."
A whole new kind of warfare.
"Adding 1000 cars and only making 200 photo realistic is alot like having wonderful sex for 2 minutes and then suddenly going to sleep while snoring loud in her face."
"Long past the nuclear annihilation that burned Earth to a scorched ball of fire, Gabe Newell awakens from his nap and jumps out of his underground shack, rides to the Los Angeles Convention Centre and announces Half Life 3, due to come out next week Valve time. The fourteen cockroaches and Keith Richards that still live at this point, are happy."