#006 - Pickle Dicks

"Pickles, monkeys, horses, tribal flames and blood splats. Somehow, while not unexpected, the rotten core of the gaming community has gone to places where most soldiers haven't gone before."

A whole new kind of warfare.

 

#005 - Alot Like

"Adding 1000 cars and only making 200 photo realistic is alot like having wonderful sex for 2 minutes and then suddenly going to sleep while snoring loud in her face."

Gran Turismo 101: Thrust + Exhaust = Joy?

  

#004 - Hell Froze Over

"Hell will freeze over sooner than Duke Nukem Forever will see the light of day."

Hottest place in earth just got nippy.


  

#003 - The Quick and the Black Ops

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"

Modern Warfare 2 player reading the Treyarch "quickscoping is no more" article for Black Ops.


 

#002 - World in Conflict

"YOU CAN HAVE OUR COUNTRY. YOU CAN HAVE OUR WIVES. YOU CAN ENSLAVE US TO THE HAMMER AND SICKLE. BUT YOU'LL NEVER HAVE OUR BURGER KING!!!!"

Frank West didn't cover these wars.


 

#001 - Et tu, Valve?

"Long past the nuclear annihilation that burned Earth to a scorched ball of fire, Gabe Newell awakens from his nap and jumps out of his underground shack, rides to the Los Angeles Convention Centre and announces Half Life 3, due to come out next week Valve time. The fourteen cockroaches and Keith Richards that still live at this point, are happy."

Likelyhood of Half Life 3.