"The story in Call of Duty Ghosts is so Goddamn awful, who the hell comes up with these scenarios? The storyflow is based on how quickly shit explodes and how much shit explodes. Fuck, if it didn't only take 3 minutes before something detonated preemptively, you could smack a BRAZZERS logo to every chapter."
At least the AI isn't fishy. Fuck off, the bandwagon had room.